Show #31 – Gunbuster Feedback

Show #031 Direct Download:

Music: Opening: R5 Series Recommends Gunbuster (the original Gunbuster) by way of a song tribute [CAN WE GET LYRICS?]. Ending: Ike ike bokura no GANBASUTAA!lyrics, CD Info.

[For the record, the Ninja Consultants watched Gunbuster right after we watched Eva, and Erin’s life was changed forever.]

Things people Recommended to us:

  1. Gunbuster (We’ve both seen it, it’s a favorite of Erin’s)
  2. Votoms (Noah watched it raw)
  3. Space Runaway Ideon
  4. Giant Robo (in progress)
  5. Mobile Gundam MS Team (the Vietnam Gundam)
  6. Gundam 0086 War in the Pocket OVA (Erin saw it, liked it)
  7. First two Gundam Movies (we’ve seen them kind of)
  8. Eva (we’ve seen it)
  9. RahXephon (didn’t like it)
  10. Eureka Seven

You MUST watch Eva, but watch RahXephon first.

Only bad people like G-Gundam.

We talk about Kimagure Orange Road

MegaTokyo

Manga Recon – there are more columns, but no new recordings yet.

We recommed:

DMP keeps sending me free books

Young fans need to watch Otaku No Video!

Why Noah likes Hellsing: THe fight between Catholics and Anglicans

We stole our name from Neil Nadelman‘s panel. We owe him a free T-shirt.

I My Me Strawberry Eggs sucks.

We thought our listener was asking about the episode with music from Berserk, but really she’s asking about that the episode with a line from Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere.

You should idolize Carl Horn.

Pocky vs. Toppo

OMG Manga plug – email omnutia at hotmail.com

Otakon’s Otazine

RSOM Refugees Group

Gerald recommends:

  1. Gunbuster
  2. Votoms
  3. Macross Plus
  4. Do You Remember Love?
  5. Original Gundam movie trilogy, but not the TV show.

The thing Erin needs to know before shopping for curtains with Clarissa: How to win at Xenosaga

Gerald’s Omake Explicit Extra

Show #30 – Listener Feedback Filler Arc

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Show 29 – Anime Dating Advice

Show #029 Direct Download:

Music: Fat Bottom Girls by Queen

.hack Marriage Propsal Guy:

The Geek Nights crew had girlfriends… at least we think so.

The problems in the anime dating scene:

  1. Big Age Gap between Sailor Moon/Pokemon girls (ages 14-17) fans and Akira/Starblazers guys (25-35).
    • In college geek clubs, males outnumber females. (Inherent shortage of geeky girls.) Usually only one third are girls.
  2. Long Distance Relationships are CRAP.
  3. If you date all the geeks you know, (all two) you risk making those guys enemies.

Tapes Noah gave Erin when they started dating:

Things that Erin was looking for in a boyfriend which Noah fulfilled and is why we are like, totally meant for each other:

  1. Likes the Simpsons (and can quote seasons 3 through 6)
  2. Likes anime.
  3. Likes Doctor Who

Now that Doctor Who is back, a lot more people who are my age like it, but in 1996 to 2001, Doctor Who had been off the airwaves in most places in the States, and a lot of guys who liked it were closer to thirty, and I was 17-22.

What was Noah looking for:

  1. Available
  2. Returns his calls

“I used to think that I had the tallest hair but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes.”

How to meet girls: Teach them to play Dungeons & Dragons

Erin’s guy-meeting technique: Ask them out, and risk embarrassment. Be very clear that you are asking them on a date.

Noah’s technique on meeting girls: Seem somewhat pathetic, but not too pathetic, then impress them somehow. Eventually, start making physical contact and gradually test the boundaries.

Don’t send out anti-girl rays like Daryl Surat.

Sid and Nancy

Promos:

My So-Called Life

The Sandman book “A Game of You”.

Noah is right that the documentary is not called Speed, it is called “The Cruise” starring Timothy “Speed” Levitch.

I mention Patrick Macia’s Hot Tears of Shame podcast, this episode in particular.

Con Whore T-shirts

Show #28 Win a Date with Daryl Surat!

Show #028 Direct Download:

Music in this episode: “Somebody Told Me” by The Killers

That’s Japan! Episode One: The Kancho!

Erin: I am talking about dinner at Otakon Friday night, when my friends could not have hated Daryl “before” dinner as Daryl joined us there. Noah is talking about my friends on the way to dinner on Saturday night.

Contest Daryl Surat has won: the Anime Pulse Pickle contest, the Otakugeneration contest “Guess the Character in the Envelope Contest” – and an Anime News Network contest? How did he get an extra Patlabor box set?

Our first Contest: Win a Date with Daryl Surat!

Conditions for Winning:

  1. Are you female?
  2. Do you live in Florida? Preferably near Orlando? Or better still, 90 minutes south of Orlando?
  3. Are you single? (i.e. not involved in a long or serious relationship – NOT married. Divorced is OK!)
  4. Are you 18 or over? Age of Consent in Florida is 18
  5. Preferably, but not necessarily, you ought to be heterosexual. I guess it’s different for post-op transsexuals. You could still win based on the above conditions.

Chances are that so few people meet these conditions that basically if you enter, you win. There is the potential for multiple winners.

We sing Fast Karate‘s praises again.

Noah and Erin’s Favorite Videogames:

  • Nethack
  • Snake
  • Minesweeper
  • Defender
  • Solitaire (doesn’t count)
  • DDR
  • Prince of Persia 2

Noah suggests: Read Penny-Arcade. They liked Prince of Persia Sands of Time.

Ninja Consultant Confessional!!!

Noah doesn’t like/watch giant robot anime.

We’re going to be at AWA!!

What Giant Robot show should we devote our valuable to? You tell us!!

We mention our trip to Korea several times. But the less said about Rick the better.

Obscure stuff Erin likes:

Promo: Fast Karate for the Gentleman

Bumper: Randomization

Show #27 Live from Otakon 2006

Show #027 Direct Download:

Music in this episode: “Time is Running Out” by Muse. “Yatta” by Green Leaves, “It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi, who is weirdly not dead yet, and “Cell Block Tango” from the musical Chicago.

The Muse and Bon Jovi are brought on by two AMVs from the contest that were pretty good. Yatta is included because of some guy in Artist’s Alley performing the yatta dance. Also be sure to check out the lyrics translation in this AMV.

Soar is from the Randomization Podcast:

Weekly Anime Review (on hiatus, but sometimes new episodes anyway)

I start right off the bat comparing Otakon to AX. Answerman did the same this week in his column.

Guy dressed as Harlock every year since 2003:

New Harlock I saw this year! (After this recording.)

Soar talks about the FMA movie, which is getting a theatrical release later this year.

Noah’s assertion that the filler will end on episode 225 is a 4chan rumor that should be disregarded (not that Noah hangs out at 4Chan… necessarily). Noah and I are on episode 179.

Otaaaaakooooooooooon

Amychan visited Dan Kim of the Manga Clone Army webcomic, Nana’s Everyday Life

Snapes on a Plane

Anime World Order

Show #24 Listener Feedback – Some Escaflowne

Show #024 Direct Download:

…Opening quote: Ninja Consultants from the British Transformers dub.

Music: Opening: Yakusoku wa Iranai by Maaya Sakamoto (arranged by Yoko Kanno?) – a.k.a. the opening theme of Escaflowne. Middle: The Email Song remixed by me, the actual music being from Analog Lights, the Ninja Consultant music advisor/contributor, and with Audacity contributing the strange error. Ending music: Mystic Eyes by Hiroki Wada, the abysmally inappropriate end theme of Escaflowne.

Show Notes by Noah:

Our one-year podcasting anniversary is July 9, which is a Sunday
But we’re celebrating on Monday, July 10!
Come to Swift’s on E. 4th Street & Lafayette in NYC!
The Doctor Who Club will almost certainly be there too! Which is just as well, because we keep missing their meetings.
Even if you’re under 21, come anyway!

We’re updating our site!
Our Webmaster Jack is on Mangacast
We’re reformatting the show with segments, but we’re not going to Anime Expo!
(Thank you for offering your couches, tho’!)

E-mail from Daniel: WE HAVE PUT YOUR E-MAIL ON THE SHOW!

GetBackers (or Gettersback as Noah likes to call it) We are largely ambivalent about.

We’re still watching BLEACH (or “Blech” as Noah often ‘accidentally’ types it, like just now). I think we’re up to episode 20 or so. For some reason, watching this show is like trying to drink meat gravy. ‘Nuff said.

Sgt. Frog Manga is a fine manga for kids!

So are:

Erin’s recommendations:
Cromartie Manga
Azumanga Daioh Manga
Iron Wok Jan

But not:

Noah’s Recommendations:
Berserk
Akira
Lady Snowblood (maybe…)

Suggesting videopodcast??

Noah might like to, but Erin says probably not…

It’s illegal!
It’s time consuming!
It takes knowledge of video editing!
It might not be very funny!

We have friend who could do the video editing… sometimes.

Nerd Shinagami = awesome!!!

World of Warcraft Manga???

EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noah, shamefully admits to reading Star Trek Novels
and was intimately familiar with the Photon franchise (it waslike Lasertag)
No, NOT VOTOMS!

We don’t play WoW. It’s warcrack.

“IN THE FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY WAR” — Warhammer 40K
There was a novel and a collection of short stories based on the Warhammer 40k franchise that Noah read when he was 15 and thought was really good. Now he can’t find them and doesn’t
want to accidentally link to one that was written more recently and sucks.

Click here to learn about Miniatures wargaming
We didn’t read the Doom Novels, but they couldn’t have been any good.

Apparently there are novels for the game Halo as well. From what Noah understands, the game HALO has a pretty good plot, even if it is just a video game.

Paul (last name withheld): WHERE ARE YOU?! You’re not on the clustermap…

[technical difficulties]

The recording software we use, Audacity, had a stroke in the middle of Noah reading the mail. Erin decided to incorporate the botched sound bite into an amazing techno remix!

You can make your own techno song feature Noah by downloading the warped audio here!!!

Paul’s interrupted email question was:

I put this question to you — Escaflowne, fucking amazing, or merely awesome? Answer carefully.

Paul asks Why Noah doesn’t like Escaflowne:

a. Noses are too pointy
b. Screaming catgirl
c. Does not make sense (i.e. Isaac Newton living in a floating mountain controlling time)
d. “Fortunate blood”
e. Coolest character killed in the second episode.

Update: Paul has derided Noah’s dislike of Hitomi’s nose in an e-mail, claiming that if pointy noses bother him so much, he couldn’t possibly have liked Macross Plus, which is nonsense, because Macross Plus is one of Noah’s favoritest things ever.
Consider, then, which nose is pointier. Noah thinks the answer is clear.

Myung, Macross PlusHitomi, Escaflowne

Just look at that schnozz!

Noah doesn’t like Ouran High School Host Club

Noah was hoping to annotate Daryl’s LJ comment with links to explain all the references, but has finally given up because he just doesn’t recognize enough of them himself. Homer nods.

Rocky Horror is a rite of passage for adolescent geeks, a role which is now being taken up by doujinshi and slash fiction — we’ve covered this before!

Welcome to the NHK, manga about the REAL Otaku lifestyle.

Anime News Network does blogs by their authors.

Zac’s entry on Anime Expo

Apollo vs. Bacchus, the immortal struggle.

Hippies as Proto-Otaku?

Are anime fans apolitical?

Is Anime PORN?????

Canadian news item

Who the hell is Bill Postmus?

Thank you, Mediablasters for all that porn.

Sailor Moon is not Urotsukidoji III: The Nazi Death Rape Machine (note: upon further research, Noah actually means, Urotsukidoji II: Legend of the Demon Womb. It’s not actually entitled “The Nazi Death-Rape Machine,” but that does not prevent it from featuring said machine.)

What is porn?

On the show Noah attributes the quote “Pornography is whatever gives a Supreme Court Justice an erection!” to Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. On reflection, the real quote is “obscenity is whatever gives the judge an erection,” and while it is sometimes attributed to Larry Flynt, the actual author is apparently unknown.

Moe on wikipedia

And just to be clear, Kokoro Library is porn.

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Show #23 Recorded Live on My Cell Phone at AnimeNext 2006

Show #023 Direct Download:

Music: Obsession by Animotion, and Everybody Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung. There’s a reason for the Wang Chung, but not for Obsession. I just had my ’80’s Greatest Hits CD out and remembered liking the instrumental opening to Obsession.

Recorded Live at AnimeNext!!

A lot of dealers had just come from A-Kon, and many of the dealers, cosplayers, and attendees had also been at Anime Boston a few weeks before.

Promos, Bumper:

Eeper’s Choice Podcast the only Irish anime podcast.
Anime World Order
Weekly Anime Review (on hiatus at the moment)

  • We use clips from Anime World Order episode 23: Decadence, Depravity, and Disasters
  • OMGZBBQ Vic Mignoa’s giant ego was a repressive cloud over the entire convention. The man is a demon who eats the fangirl life-energy of underage girls like a bad Sailor Moon villain.
  • Noah helped dye my hair.
  • I was impressed by the Whistle cosplayers. The boys of the Mangacast assured me I should definately read it!
  • Also note that I thought Whistle was just a manga, but it’s also an anime series.
  • I cosplayed as Tamaki from Host Club. We need a Hunny for our Otakon group, but I might have already tricked got a friend to do it, so Soar is off the hook. He might be too tall anyway.
  • Noah and I called AWO from the Otakugeneration live show in order to be on three podcasts at once. It kind of worked, but AWO hasn’t played the voicemail yet.
  • I helped nickname someone on the Otakugeneration live show, but I came off sounding like an ass. My line of thinking was this: What would OG do? So I tried to nickname someone Porco Rosso. It didn’t really work out.

Show 22b – Anime Boston 2006 Part 2 – Con Stories

Show #022b Direct Download:

Music: 7 O’Clock News by Tokio, and Panic by Still Small Voice. These songs were the original opening and ending songs to the first 40-ish episodes of Kodocha, a show which we recommend to anyone age 11 and over. Funimation couldn’t get the rights to the Tokio song, and we really can’t imagine the opening without it, but it’s still totally worth watching the series. With your daughter!

The Chibi Project

How many people attended Anime Boston? Well, that page doesn’t say yet, but we heard it was up from 7,500 last year to 10,000 this year.

We talk a lot about Death Note cosplayers and fans. If you want an “L” t-shirt look for our table at Otakon.

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Noah talks like an M.I.T. recruiter. Here’s MIT’s Anime Club’s homepage. Did you know that MIT has appeared in several anime series?

The Bishounen Support Corps Here’s their photo collection. You can email them at bishounen-support-corps AT mit DOT edu, and talk about them in this forum thread.

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I talked to an Itachi from Bergen Community College’s Anime Club, who I ran into two weeks later at AnimeNext.

I thought the Happy House of Hentai’s new promo was really funny, so I stuck it in this show. Hopefully you won’t get their jokes if you’re under 16 or so.

Do you know who Cthulhu is?

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Buddy Christ is from Dogma. But Kevin Smith’s only worthwhile film is Clerks. And the animated Clerks cartoon is worthwhile. Particularly episode five. It’s only ten bucks, so if I’m wrong it’s no big deal.

The episode of Otakugeneration where Bryce talks about the hentai dubbing panel. Well, it’s probably that episode.

Lupin the 3rd is a Ninja Consultant Approved Show.

theanimefanboy talks about playing Duck Duck Goose.

Alison’s L print that got licked.

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Noah and I really hated X3.

Show 22a – Anime Boston 2006 Part 1 – Your First Con Experience!

Show #022a Direct Download:

Music: From the winning AMV of Anime Boston 2006, by the Italian AMV creator Marisa Panaccio used the song “Håll Om Mig” by the Swedish singer Nanne Grönvall set to the often-over-looked-except by Shojou fans series Princess Tutu.

This AMV makes Princess Tutu look like an even better show than it actually is (after 8 or 9 episodes it really picks up).

Marisa has made other noteable AMVs, this one played at AX last year and this one makes Witch Hunter Robin look more action-tastic than it actually is.

Did you miss Anime Boston? Never been to an anime convention? You can listen to some past panel recordings and policy thingies and such on the Anime Boston Podcast or you can listen to some of Anime Pulse’s panel recordings.



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Other crap we talked about:

Show 21b – High School Girls & Ergo Proxy

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Projects I’m plugging:

Draw Inuyasha and Vash the Stampede riding a chocobo and email it to us at ninjaconsultant@gmail.com I’ll collect them all into a mini-comic eventually.

Falling/Losing Stars of Manga, or the Rising Stars of Manga Refugees project. Collecting comics that lost the RSOM contest. Eventually we’ll put out a book of our own.